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The middle-aged person's guide to giving up on new music

MIDDLE-aged? Haven’t liked any new bands since the Kings of Leon? Here are some ways to convince yourself you’re not past it yet: 

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Church of England confirms sex is only for gay men

THE Church of England has stated that sexual intercourse belongs in unmarried male homosexual hook-ups only. 

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