Subscribe

The six shittest Number Ones of the 00s

THE Noughties were a time of low-rise jeans and even lower standards for music. These six singles meant the new millennium was a write-off almost immediately: 

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

How to order an inquiry into your own behaviour when you're in the shit

ACCUSED of holding parties, Islamophobia or murder? Simply order an inquiry into it then say you can’t discuss it because of the inquiry. This is how: 

Checking article access…

Next story ›