Time-travelling smartarse 'is terrible role model for children'

DOCTOR Who is a totally unrealistic and quite annoying role model for children, parents have realised.

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Wetherspoon unveils 'Brexit Chaos' breakfast

WETHERSPOON has unveiled its new ‘Brexit Chaos’ breakfast, which includes an unknown quantity of vague, ever-changing ingredients.

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