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Tolkien fans not arsed whether The Hobbit is loyal to book

AS Peter Jackson’s The Hobbit premieres, Tolkien’s easygoing fans are definitely not interested in picking holes in it.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT) This week you will come down with woman-flu. Which is exactly the same as man-flu. Why should it be any different? You sexist pig.

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