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UKIP to make Star Trek movie

UKIP is to use its election war chest to produce a Star Trek film about the failure of galactic multi-culturalism.

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Your astrological week ahead with Psychic Bob

Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT) Take some time this weekend to go for a walk and be alone with your thoughts. Both of them.

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