Venues must set tickets aside for weird people

NIGHTCLUBS and venues must now reserve five per cent of their tickets for strange social misfits.

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TV debate must include at least two mental ones, says Cameron

THE prime minister has said he will only participate in a TV debate if there are at least two mental participants to make him look good.

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