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Vinyl sales overtake sales of food

MORE vinyl albums are being sold than food, because owning records is more important than eating.

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Mums demand to know exactly what time you’re arriving on Christmas Day

MOTHERS have demanded to know what time you are coming around on Christmas Day, to the nearest four minutes.

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