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We ask you: what f**king awful show are you taking to this year's Edinburgh Fringe?

THE Edinburgh Fringe has begun, with thousands of thespians handing out flyers to confused Americans only there for the Tattoo. What show are you taking up? 

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Man horrified at girlfriend's halved body count while she's unimpressed by his doubled one

A NEW couple lying about their sexual histories in the hope of pleasing the other have each failed horribly. 

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