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We ask you: who should be the next gammon Doctor Who?

DOCTOR Who is too woke, and needs to return to its roots of an old white man visiting inferior cultures and sneering at them. Who should take the role? 

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Kate names frigate HMS Glasgow by smashing a f**king bottle right in its f**king face

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