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'We will still f**k' promise unvaccinated Strictly dancers

THE professionals on Strictly who have refused Covid vaccines have reassured the nation that they will still f**k their celebrity partners. 

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The checklist of bullshit in every Boris Johnson speech

DESPITE considering himself a consummate orator, every speech by Boris Johnson is peppered with bullshit. Tick off his idiocy as it appears:

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