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Weirdo bombarding Disney with Star Wars ideas actually George Lucas

THE ‘mentally ill’ man sending hundreds of bizarre Star Wars ideas to Disney is actually George Lucas, it has emerged.

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David Moyes's first day in charge

8am: Arrive at work to find my parking space still has ‘SAF’ painted on it. Discuss this with security guard who suggests I change my name to something with those initials. Return to car to find transfer request from Wayne under windscreen wiper.

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