Wellard, and six other EastEnders characters that should make a shock 40th anniversary return

TONIGHT’S 40th anniversary episode of EastEnders will delight misery-loving viewers when these familiar faces appear on the Square: 

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Man instantly regrets spontaneous bath wank

A MAN who succumbed to the urge to knock one out while luxuriously soaking in the bath has immediately had cause to regret his decision. 

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