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What your boyfriend is thinking while Sense and Sensibility is on

HE has accompanied you to the cinema to watch an adaptation of a Jane Austen book which does not even have corsets in it. This is what is going through his head: 

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We are like so going to riot like French kids in fifth period maths, by a 13-year-old

By Jordan Gardner, aged 13 and smashing the system by drawing a Turnstile logo on his bag

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