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'Where are they now?' articles to make middle-aged people weep

YOU don’t mind ‘Where are they now?’ articles if they’re about properly old TV shows like Upstairs, Downstairs. But now they seem to be suggesting you’re old yourself. Avoid these.

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Baselessly labelling people 'nonces' voted UK's favourite hobby

SUGGESTING without evidence that anyone you do not like is a paedophile is Britain’s favourite pastime, it has been confirmed.

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