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Where to get your fix of problematic banter now MasterChef has been edited

FEELING you’re missing out on unacceptable jokes now that MasterChef has been sanitised? Here’s where to get your fix of problematic banter.

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'Karma Police might get me laid': Inside the mind of a twat with an acoustic guitar

THE kiss of death for any social gathering is some dick getting out an acoustic guitar. Here are the thought processes going on in his – and it is always ‘his’ – head.

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