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Why isn’t everyone excited about the new Star Wars film? By Martin Bishop

I PRACTICALLY jizzed with excitement when I discovered there’ll be a sequel to The Rise of Skywalker. More Rey! More Luke as a force ghost! Finally we’ll find out what happens to Babu Frik!

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Man trying to convince people Fleshlight is perfectly normal like a vibrator

A MAN is endeavouring to convince people that having a Fleshlight is just as normal as a woman having a vibrator. 

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