Worth camping out for, says f**king nutcase

A DAZZLED Royal-watching nutter has proclaimed that the Jubilee has proved well worth camping on the Mall and crapping in carrier bags for.

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Jubilee no longer sounds like a real word, Britain agrees

HAVING heard the word ‘jubilee’ so much over the last few days, the public agrees it no longer knows if it is real or not.

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