Arts & Entertainment

ANDREW Lloyd Webber has announced a musical about the affair between John Major and Edwina Currie.

POP music is all about respect for previous generations, it has been confirmed.

MOST television adverts have a whistling-based soundtrack or feature whistling characters, it has emerged.

GRAVITY has been named best film set in a space station which passed over the British Isles.

PEOPLE who act have been given awards to make them feel better about being unable to get proper jobs.

THE Robocop remake is not hugely inferior to the original film, according to pleasantly surprised cinemagoers.

BRITAIN'S theme parks do not have a single real dinosaur or pirate, it has emerged.

FOLLOWING the success of The Lego Movie, acclaimed films are to be remade with Lego men instead of actors.

LAR Von Trier's new film will be released in a version that fast-forwards to the nudity.

THE creator of Flappy Bird has pulled the game after players failed to recognise it as a nihilistic art piece.