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A guide to Bitcoin: The amazing investment based on dream gold invented by a wizard

THE election of Donald Trump has sent bitcoin soaring, so there has never been a better time to invest. But what exactly is bitcoin, and why should you spend your life savings on it?

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Britain advances to phase two of being absolutely shafted

THE UK has achieved a significant breakthrough in the process of being done hard by the EU, and can now move to being properly shafted. 

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