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Aha Ha Ha Ha Ha, Says Goodwin

AHA ha ha ha ha ha ha, aha ha ha, aha ha ha ha ha, former Royal Bank of Scotland chief executive Sir Fred Goodwin said last night.

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NHS To Use Staples For Everything

THE National Health Service is to start using staples for everything, doctors confirmed last night.

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