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Apple stores covered in jizz

BRITAIN’S bodily fluid cleaners have been working overtime after the launch date for the iPhone 5 was announced.

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A-Level students to be ranked by similarity to Brian Glover

A-LEVEL students should be judged on both their grades and their likeness to stout Yorkshire actor Brian Glover, it has been claimed.

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