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Apple to charge iPad owners for central heating

OWNERS of the iPad 3 will have to pay Apple a monthly fee for all the heat it generates.

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Diet industry and homeopaths to collaborate on biggest load of bollocks ever

TWO of Britain’s biggest lifestyle industries have teamed up to create ‘dietopathy’.

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