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Apprentice Contestants To Run Irish Economy

SIR Alan Sugar is to task the remaining Apprentice contestants with making Ireland’s economy less cock-shaped.

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Lazy, Working Class Ufo Sighted Over Midlands

EXTRA-terrestrials are reaching out to the idle working class after a craft shaped like a high-fat snack was sighted over Dudley.

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