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Asda guarantees its customers will be uglier than you

SUPERMARKET giant Asda has launched a new campaign pledging to maintain the least attractive customer base in Britain.

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Word 'Bigot' Loses All Meaning

THE word ‘bigot’, introduced into the English language in the late 16th Century, lost all meaning shorty after 11pm last night, it has been confirmed.

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