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Banks admit they haven't done anything legal since 1978

BRITAIN’S banks are approaching four decades of unbroken criminality, it has been confirmed.

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Idiot right by chance

A COMPLETE idiot holds an opinion that is correct entirely due to luck, it has emerged.

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