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Banks To Start Writing Stuff Down

BRITAIN'S high street banks are to start writing stuff down, it was confirmed last night.

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Biden Urged To Name Vice President

VICE presidential candidate Joe Biden was last night urged to reveal who his vice president will be when Barak Obama is assassinated by a racist psychopath.

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