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Banks told to stop being so obsessed with money

THE government last night urged mortgage lenders to relax and stop thinking about money all the time. 

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Obama White House Will Not Be Filled With Ganja, Says Powell

FORMER US Secretary of State Colin Powell last night reassured white voters that Barak Obama's Oval Office will not be filled with the thick fug of ganja cigarettes.

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