Big tubs of chocolates right at front of supermarket just for no reason

TUBS of Heroes and Celebrations have been placed right by the entrance of every supermarket just in case you fancy them for whatever reason, say retailers. 

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If the economy's so f**king great, why I am skint? asks Britain

BRITONS are struggling to understand why good economic news keeps coming out but their personal finances are still up shit creek.

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