Blackberry bought by consortium of teenagers

THE makers of Blackberry have been bought by a group of British teens eager to keep their favourite hook-up network intact.

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Hen party debts fuelling boom in organ sales

THE spiralling cost of pre-marital celebrations is prompting Britons to sell their organs.

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