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BP Has All The Money

THE mystery of where all the money has gone was solved today as BP announced profits of £1200 a second.

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Hard-Up Britain Wastes Money On Cheaper Rubbish

BRITAIN is reining in its spending by wasting money on cheaper crap. 

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