Gammon delighted his corner shop taken over by miserable British bastard

A REFORM voter is glad that the pleasant Polish couple who used to run his local convenience store have been replaced by a surly British bastard.

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Record collector who sees difference between 'Near Mint' and 'Very Good' will never find true love

A RECORD collector who sees a noticeable difference ‘Near Mint’ and ‘Very Good’ is destined to always be alone, it has been confirmed.

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