Britain basically knocks off for Christmas

BRITAIN has confirmed it is knocking off because it is now Christmas. 

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Who is Britain’s most tediously reactionary rock star?

From Jimmy Page supporting the Tories to Queen playing South Africa to Eric Clapton ranting about immigrants, rebellious rockers have always been rabid reactionaries. But who is the most wearily attention-seeking contrarian of today?

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