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Britain hoping for bumper Tower of London opium crop

BRITAIN is pinning its economic hopes on a record haul of grade-A heroin from the Tower of London.

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Scotland wins Git of the Year

SCOTLAND has won the first ever Daily Mash Git of the Year award.

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