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Britain may have to do some actual work

BRITAIN faces the prospect of having to remove its finger from its arse.

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'Oh no! It's the Daily Telegraph!' says Scotland

SCOTLAND was last night fleeing in terror after a surprise attack from the first battalion of Her Majesty’s Daily Telegraph.

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