Subscribe

Britain Picks Out New Handcart

BRITAIN will today pick out a nice, new handcart as it completes its preparations for the journey to Hell.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Van Nistelrooy To Spend Euro 2008 On Goal-Line

DUTCH striker Ruud van Nisterlooy is to spend the rest of Euro 2008 standing on the opposition goal-line.

Checking article access…

Next story ›