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British Gas To Just Shoot Your Dog In The Face

SOMEONE from British Gas will be round this afternoon to shoot your dog in the face, it has been confirmed.

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Barton Apologises For Not Punching Allardyce In The Kidneys

NEWCASTLE’S Joey Barton has issued a public apology after failing to assault Sam Allardyce on Sunday.

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