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British Gas To Let You Eat

BRITISH Gas has agreed to leave you just enough money so you can eat.

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Doctors Recommend Kebabs For High Testicle Content

THE doner kebab is a nutritious snack filled with zinc and proteins from the compacted shavings of at least 14 different varieties of testicle, doctors said last night.

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