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British pride restored by grovelling to Japanese car company

PATRIOTS have hailed the government’s secret Nissan deal as proof that when it comes to allowing multinational businesses to behave as they please, Britain again leads the world.

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Endangered animals ‘guilty of poor financial planning’

THE loss of two-thirds of the earth’s wild animals in the next eight years has been blamed on their refusal to earn and save money.

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