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Brown To Sell Your Fat To L'Oreal

GORDON Brown is to slash Britain's budget deficit by sucking the fat from your body and selling it to soap companies.

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Wigan Chairman Installs Shark Tank

THE chairman of Wigan Athletic is to install a tank full of sharks under the home dressing room in a bid to sharpen his squad's competitive instincts.

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