Candy Crush bought for $5.9 billion by seven-year-old on iPad

THE maker of Candy Crush Saga has been bought for $5.9 billion by a child whose parents forgot to disable in-app purchases.

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Friends suspect man may be lying about the North

SOUTHERN friends of a man from the North suspect he is lying about how gritty yet welcoming the region is, they have revealed.

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