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CBI Finds Extra Twenty Million Poor People Behind Fridge

THE CBI last night warned that the UK economy was far worse off than it thought after it found an extra twenty million poor people behind the fridge. 

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Russia Evil After All

ALMOST 20 years after the end of the Cold War, it emerged last night that Russia really is evil and wants to kill everyone.

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