Coffee brand debating whether to promote ethics or Satanism

A COFFEE chain is assessing whether customers would prefer to support ethical causes or the pure evil of the dark lord Satan.

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Frisbee, picnic rug, disposable barbecue: Six land-grabbing methods used by bastards in the park

OFF to the park to enjoy the weather, only to discover people have claimed all the space because they’re more important than you? Here are their devious methods:

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