Couple who bought house now interested in 'the economy'

A COUPLE who bought a house are suddenly interested in ‘the economy’, their friends have confirmed.

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Twats up ante by going to foreign music festival

SMUG twats who live to outdo their friends have upped the ante by attending a music festival in Portugal. 

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