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David Hasselhoff's Mind To Become Theme Park

FORMER Baywatch star David Hasselhoff's psyche is set to become a multi-million dollar tourist attraction, with rides, cafes and high strangeness.

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London Awash With Ponces

A NEW report into the trauma of travelling by tube has revealed that London is awash with whining ponces.

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