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Delayed Gatwick passengers forced to drill for oil

PASSENGERS delayed at Gatwick Airport will be forced into slavery on a nearby oilfield.

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Fairytale romances now include philandering

TIMELESS love stories can now begin with extra-marital boning, it has been confirmed.

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