Did you invest in crypto because an influencer told you to, you total bellend?

DID you put thousands of pounds into cryptocurrencies you had never previously heard of because a man on YouTube told you to, you absolute knobhead? 

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The seven most infuriating types of climate change denier, ranked

CLIMATE change? No such thing, according to this bunch of contrarian knobheads confident they know best. Here they are, ranked: 

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