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Does Alistair Darling Have What It Takes To Run Seventeen Banks At Once?

CHANCELLOR Alistair Darling was said to be nervous and excited last night after being told he would have to run 17 banks at the same time.

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Robert Peston Transformed Into Pure Energy

BBC business editor Robert Peston last night attained transcendence before converting himself into pure energy.

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