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Elderly Australian man satisfied with purchase

AN Australian pensioner today declared the British government to be excellent value for money.

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Fifa cranks up the piss-taking

ENGLAND have been moved to fourth in the world rankings in a move clearly designed to flip the FA the bird.

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