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Fairytale Comes True As Skank Marries Cage Fighter

IT is every little girl's dream – to carve out a career as a fake-breasted professional skank and then marry her perfect cage fighter in a Las Vegas casino.

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Trees Will Not Become Unstoppable Killing Machines, Admit Climate Scientists

TREES will not uproot themselves and embark on blood-soaked killing sprees by 2035, global warming experts have admitted.

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