Scrumpy-making farmer not 'inspired by Brew Dog'

A FARMER whose bright orange cider makes you shit yourself is not inspired by Brew Dog, he has confirmed.

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Barista's band is thankfully really shit

AN OBNOXIOUS cafe worker’s band is thankfully really shit, it has emerged.

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